March 2012
when the character in the book you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
lionsgate: here's a 30 second clip for you
tumblr fandom: *makes 80,000 different gifs of every scene in the clip*
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churchofcheesus:
when a fic finally updates and nothing happens in the story
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
me on tumblr: lol omg wtf ur duMB
me irl: that word is supposed to be capitalized that's not how you use a semicolon it's you're not your don't use text speak you illiterate douche canoe
padfootmagic:
I’m allergic to to being social.
Peeta to Katniss: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
get it
because you were on fire
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
Effie: Ladies first! *crosses stage* The female tribute is... Gale Hawthorne!
District:
Gale:
Effie:
District:
Effie: ALL RIGHT WHO PUT THAT IN THERE
Peeta:
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
despite-all-of-my-struggles asked: your blog is so fucking hilarious i cant even. i just cant.
mattsmithsexual:
if you’re homophobic there is a 100% chance i hate you
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
everyone: he's just an actor
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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I have to write this paper for school based on...
The painting is called The Ambassador and in it there’s two guys and a bunch of items on a shelf that describe them. For my project, I have to think of 5 things that describe me and write how and why they are important for me. My 5? Books, water polo, my wall full of pictures, my bed, and of course my computer. So basically, for my description on the computer part I wrote that I have a blog...
catniphawthornes:
muggleland:
you should cast me as an extra in catching fire, lionsgate, i’ll work for free and i’m great at standing still and looking shocked and/or sad.
#i will pay you
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
February 2012
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo